Most of the caravanners you meet in the camp tend to be fairly calm and pleasant people. With them, it is comfortable and happy to discuss almost any topic, from the weather to the technical subtleties of the caravan or motorhome device.
But sometimes you meet other camp residents, with whom you would like to end communication as soon as possible. We have compiled a list of five types of people who, as far as possible, are best avoided so as not to spoil the pleasure of rest.
1. Hardcore touring-caravaner
He knows how to use improvised means to turn a thermal food storage bag into a sleeping bag and can make a hunting knife out of a popsicle stick in seconds. He has seen everything in the world, he always has something to say and only he knows how to do the right thing, so be prepared for criticism and advice. But despite all his incredible talents and extensive experience, two minutes in his company is enough to make you start frantically searching for a reason to hide from him in your motorhome.
2. Beginner in Caravaning
The new owner of the caravan, trying with all his might to look like a “professional” and it is difficult to stop him in these attempts. Unlike the hardcore caravanner, the beginner knows nothing and wants to be told, explained, consulted. Of course, helping a beginner with advice is a noble cause, but with insufficient caution on your part, your vacation can turn into a series of master classes on caravanning and motorhome equipment operation.
3. Lone Wolf
He travels alone, but quickly tires of his own company and seeks to engage in a dialogue with someone, so avoid Visual contact with solitary travelers. An innocent conversation about nothing can quickly turn into a monologue, where you are a submissive listener endure all the stories about the difficult life journey of a lone wolf and his reflections on a wide range of topics: from favorite food to secret government conspiracies. Run before it is too late: if he recognizes a “soul mate” in IT, it will be almost impossible to avoid the society of this type of caravaner.
4. An overly friendly caravanner
Someone who is always ready to come to the rescue, even if help is not very necessary. With a simple answer to the question, the conversation will not end.he is very friendly. In a moment, you are already watching him help you set up a tent for your motorhome, connect you to electricity and, most amazingly, he is leading this process. No, our friend has never heard of “personal space,” so be careful if you don’t want to spend your entire vacation under supervision.
5. Hipster
The best thing about hipsters is that they are easy to spot, so it’s easy to avoid them. Just keep in mind the guy in a plaid shirt, skinny jeans and a curvaceous beard drinking craft beer in his VW van. A special sign is also smoke signals sent into the sky from your electronic cigarette or smoking pipe. Believe me, you don’t want to have long dialogues about rare pieces for his Vintage technique and hear about his vinyl collection.
In fact, all the caravaners are extremely nice people with a sense of humor. We hope that if you recognize yourself or your acquaintances in the description, this will be just a reason to smile, because we didn’t want to offend anyone with this list.
